What the F@*K

Today someone better be looking over their shoulder. I swear if I find out who fucked my my kids' cat vengence will be mine. Why the fuck would someone have to pour motor oil on a cat? I mean shit just cuz your cat is a pussy and can't hang with the beast doesn't mean you should step in in and fight for your lame ass cat. Shit now I am fucked. How the hell do you get motor oil out of cat hair. I bathed the damn cat for an hour this morning and two things happend. My bath tub looks like it is the freakin' parking spot for the Exxon Valdez and my cat now looks like a fat ass with skinny legs. The latter is due to him being soaking wet. Then the lil fucker jumped out of the tub into my lap and ran into the livingroom.
So, not only do I have a cat with oil all over him, I also have a pair of ruined shorts and a possibility of oil stains on my living room carpet. SHIT. Oh yeah and I will have to ruin my set of electric clippers to shave the cat. I wil have to post a picture of that on my blog for all to see. Should be a funny site. 20-25 lb. cat shaved. If anyone knows of another way to get oil off of pet fur please let me know. I am sure my cat will appreciate the help.
Lil' fucker who did this it's GAME ON and i am very good at playin gevil games.

What the F

Gas prices are killing me. $50+ to fill my Durango today. Holy shit. I think I need to sell stock now. It's not even summer yet. Farking environmentalists. Let people drill for damn oil. I don't care about 200 years from now. My kids ',kids',kids, kids will be talking about me and the ability to drink multiple beers with one hand. But that is about it. I may have to take out a loan by June just to pay for gas. FARK.

Cool Ideas

Ok so, last week the Sarge forced me to go and get a new desk for the house. I grumbled and fought a little bit about getting it, knowing I was going to lose the battle but was hoping to put it off another day, but ended up getting one. I moved the old one out of the house and into the garge and started setting up the new one. Upon completion of the new desk Sarge comes home and says it looks ok and asks me to do something around the house. Being a lil worn out from moving 2 different desks that each weigh a 100 lbs. I couldn't fight. So, I said I ain't doing shit but having a beer and eating dinner.
After have a few beers and getting relaxed I asked Sarge what to do with the old desk. " I dunno you figure that out. I just wanted you to buy and setup the new one." Figured this was going to be a long night I grabbed another beer and sat at the computer. I was tryin gto fin dout when the next neighborhood dumpster day was going to happen so I could shove the old one there. Then my sis IMed and we started chatting about stuff and she told me about this site called http://www.freecycle.org/.
The site is pretty kewl. Basically, it's all about people who are either wanting free shiat or are getting rid of shiat that people may want. I figured what the hell I will post that I have a free desk. Who would have thought that the next morning 9 people said they would take it. The next morning I put it out on the curb and by noon someone grabbed it. Pretty kewl that someone would want my shiat.
With this site my garage can now be clean by May. BRILLIANT!. Now I wounder if someone would take Sarge off of my hands? May have to look for another site on that one.

So long Goodbye

Well FUCK. I am going to have to end this blog. My wife found it and didn't like the things I have been saying. Pretty much she went postal on my ass. So, for the next few months I have to keep a low profile. I leave with this piece of advise... Don't hide something from someone cuz they always find out.